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Okay, so Balex snagged a Switch 2. You’d think it was like he won the lottery or something. Seriously, this guy’s bouncing off the walls. Oh, and wait ‘til you hear about the sit-down chat with Kynan. Exciting stuff, right?
I mean, yes, subscribe if you want. Feeds and downloads galore—as if RSS didn’t sound techy enough?
Anyway, let’s dive in. First off, this episode’s got it all. Doom chatter? Check. Switch 2 gossip? Double check! I was rambling through PAX East, caught some vibes, and man, Bravely Default on Switch 2? Who would’ve thought I’d enjoy it so much? Alex—yes, that’s me—spills the beans on it. Then there’s Perry. You know that guy? Total genius on Donkey Kong. Chatting with Kynan was like listening to a symphony—only it’s about games. Makes sense, right? Or maybe it was just my ears playing tricks. Don’t even ask about that Switch 2 discussion—totally wild.
Oh, and part two, or maybe it was part thirty-seven (who’s even counting?), gets into Doom: The Dark Ages, Who’s That Pokemon Card, and hold up—did we actually talk Madea? Still scratching my head on that. I was expecting something else. But really, what’s next?
Got Twitter? Scroll through—Balex is hyped! You wouldn’t believe the gusto. It’s a retweet kind of day. Maybe.
Also, our Discord’s buzzing. It’s like a digital snack bar—pickle pics included. Why? No clue. But hey, join in if you like crunchy green things.
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