Coming Up on Xbox: New Game Releases for June 2-6

Oh, so here we are, diving into the whirlwind of Xbox games coming up. I mean, I didn’t plan on getting lost in this universe, but here we are, right? Let’s, uh, see what’s cooking.

Okay, first up, Zenless Zone Zero — coming on June 6? I swear, this game is like jumping into another world where urban fantasy collides with some serious action. You play as a Proxy. No clue what that is, but sounds cool. You navigate Hollows? Why? Maybe it’s like a parallel universe thing. Anyway, you battle enemies, do some commissions. Makes me think of being an Uber driver but for quests. And yeah, there’s a Starter Pack if that’s your thing.

Next, Splitgate 2. I love how they little bit copied the teleport and map thing from Portal. Smart move, guys! You’re an Ace — sounds fancy. You teleport, shoot, it’s chaotic fun. Customize weapons ’cause why not be stylish while wreaking havoc?

Oh man, Narcissus. So June 5, right? Here you’re the last soul alive on a failing ship. I always wondered why they call it ‘doom’ when it’s still just floating around in space. Anyway, it’s a horror scene, and everything wants you gone. Fun times in space, I suppose?

And Tour de France 2025? They’re still making these? Racing fan here, just saying, but this time they’re using this super fancy Unreal Engine 5. Makes the roads look kinda real. Not sure it’s ever going to replace the feeling of cycling, but hey.

Right, then there’s something called Solitaire Dreamscapes. Released on June 3. Classic cards meet dreams. I guess? Over 200 levels, surreal landscapes. Imagine playing Solitaire, but with obstacles. Sounds like my life, TBH!

Attack At Dawn: North Africa, June 4. You’re like this strategic genius in WW2. Either Rommel or Montgomery, but you’re rewriting history. I think of it as chess but with higher stakes and explosions.

Rolling to Bunny Cubed on June 4 too, and it’s like block puzzles but in 3D. Got a little bunny who hops around pushing boxes. Kinda cute, could be strangely addictive.

Enter the world of Forest Golf Planner. Hah, turning greenery into your golf course. Managing a golf course is like running a small country in suburbia. June 4 is the date, and anyone can become a mini-tiger woods, you know?

Then there’s Hidden Cat Outlaws. So, you’re a sheriff in the Wild West spotting, well, cats. Cats that do no good. They really went all out with this storyline. Just…wow.

And let’s not ignore The Night of the Rabbit on June 4. Young Jerry and a white rabbit. It’s like Alice but from another dude’s perspective? Magic, wonder, the whole shebang.

Can we talk about Oirbo? June 4. Spaceships, action-platformers — it’s the kind of adventure you dream of as a kid, filled with intense exploration.

Sumorbit, where planets sumo wrestle. Yeah, didn’t see that coming. Planets literally wrestle with hazards. It’s bonkers, right?

Diving into military stuff again with Carrier Deck, June 5. You’re this Air Officer dude on a CVN-76, juggling planes and time. High stakes, high stress.

Prison Alone sounds creepy. Empty prisons always make the hair on my neck rise. Psychological horror at its finest.

Missing Banban, June 5, maybe a tribute to side-scrollers? Your buddy vanishes, and you’re Sheriff Toadster. It’s like a toad version of Sherlock? But not as classy, I guess?

In Amber Alert, you’re a cop facing a cult. Rescuing a girl is a tall order. Survival horror, streets fraught with danger. It’s like every cop drama but turned up to eleven.

Almost forgot AAA Dynamic Scenes. June 6. This is more of a visual treat — landscapes, time, the works — but not game-play per se. More like showing off your screen candy.

Among Ashes, a game within a game in 2001. Nightmarish monsters, puzzles. The lines between virtual and real blur. Creepy but kinda cool?

Bool Capture makes you clear glitchy programs. Hit red, capture yellow. Some physics-based action in there.

And finally, Collie Call: Farm of Tomorrow. The farm goes sci-fi. Puzzles with teleporters, oil slicks…dogs go high-tech.

Almost there, Cyber Love Story breathes cybernetic life into love films, where every twist feels personal, as though you’re knee-deep in an espionage thriller.

In Inkventure, on June 6, Gloop, a single dad slime, is in an artsy mess to rescue his kids. It’s like mixing parenthood with cartoons.

Finally, SpotCat vs The Cheddar Mafia on June 6. Spot differences, find hidden objects, and stop the mice mafia! It’s wild and weird new horizons.

And I think I’ve, wait…have I missed something? No? Okay, phew. I’m done now.