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So, here I was, thinking the holiday sales were done with, right? But nah, deals are like mushrooms after a rainstorm. Seriously, you’re in luck if you need a spiffy new mic for streaming or maybe you’re itching for a shiny controller for your PS5. Father’s Day is sneaking up, too—perfect time to grab those portable chargers, grill sets, or perhaps a lawn mower. I found some gems you might want to check out today:
## TL;DR: Deals Just for You
Ah, the drama of Pokémon Destined Rivals — people grabbing cards left and right and then bam! Prices drop like a mic at karaoke night. If pre-order remorse is a thing, it’s now. Anyway, might be smarter to snag individual cards instead of a whole booster pack. And don’t fret, there’s also a Magic: The Gathering Final Fantasy Bundle for pre-order at Walmart. Not a terrible catch, honestly.
### PlayStation DualSense Controller
The PS5 controller, which feels like a cloud, if clouds had buttons. This baby’s cheaper than it’s ever been—under $55! You got haptics, adaptive triggers, the whole shebang. Remap the buttons as you like; feel like a pro gamer or something.
### JLab Talk Pro USB Mic
JLab’s got this mic that’ll make your game streams sound crisp. It costs next to nothing now, just $34.99 on Woot. Four directional patterns, plug it in, and voila! Whether you’re whispering sweet nothings for ASMR or blasting out podcasts, this mic’s got your back.
### Cuisinart 13-Piece Wooden Grill Tool Set
Nothing says summer like grilling, right? This Cuisinart set is quite the steal at $23.99. Tools with wooden handles, real fancy stuff, in a kit. You got everything from spatulas to cleaning brushes. Gonna make someone real happy for Father’s Day, especially those hard-to-buy-for dad types.
### Metaphor: ReFantazio on PS4 & PS5
Days of Play! Madness, discounts up to 75% on games. Metaphor: ReFantazio? It’s like medieval fantasy meets social commentary—totally relatable. Save a cursed prince, all the drama. Now only $45.49, which is less than dinner for two.
### bella PRO 5-in-1 Indoor Grill & Air Fryer
Can’t grill outside? No worries. The bella PRO grill-slash-air-fryer does it all, inside your cozy home. This beast handles five cooking modes. The thing even hits 500°F, because why not? And right now, it’s $100 less than usual—a whooping $69.99.
### Five Nights at Freddy’s Graphic Novel
Freddy’s back, and it’s kinda discounted too. $8.90 for some spooky comics straight from the creators? Why not? It’s the kind of thing that keeps you up at night, but in a good way.
### EGO Power+ Self-Propelled Lawn Mower
Electric mowers are the future, folks. The EGO Power+ with its rechargeable batteries doesn’t skimp on power. One hour on a single charge, swap batteries, and keep going. It’s yours for $599.99, which is like 43% off. A decent chunk of change saved.
### Charmast Portable Charger with Built-in Cables
Portable chargers are cool until you forget the cable. Charmast figured it out—10,000mAh and built-in cables for all your gadgets. Price is down to just $20. Real handy for all the tech-dependent souls out there.
### Pokémon Destined Rivals
Looking for a good deal on Pokémon stuff? TCG Player’s the way to go. Prices are up, down, all over the place. Single cards are plenty—no need to rip open packs like a maniac.
### MTG Final Fantasy Bundle Pre-Order
Occasionally, MTG Final Fantasy pre-orders pop up, but pickings are slim. Walmart’s got a bundle that’s a decent grab before they launch. Worth a peek if you’re into that sort of thing.
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There you go. Deals galore, a bit of chaos, and a sprinkle of charm. Happy shopping or not, totally up to you!