Uhh, so Nintendo did a thing. They threw out a software update for Super Mario Bros. Wonder. It’s version 1.0.2 now. Why do these numbers always sound so robotic? Anyway, where was I? Oh right.
So, this update got shoved out there to spice up gameplay on the Nintendo Switch 2. Like, just a bunch of tweaks to make things smoother, I guess. Was it necessary? Maybe. Or maybe someone got bored and decided, “Hey, let’s tinker with Mario!”
And those patch notes? Here’s what stuck, but honestly, it just feels like filler. General adjustments, they say. It’s like when you add a pinch of salt but can’t quite tell what’s changed. The usual vague “improvements” on the Switch 2.
Oh, and the Switch 2. Still wild to me that we’ve gotten this far in console land. (Remember when consoles came in colors that looked like candy?)
Okay, maybe I’m rambling, but that’s just how it is. So yeah, there you have it: Mario got an update. Who knew keeping a plumber up-to-date could be such a big deal?