Last Epoch Enhances Minions Significantly in Season 3

Alright, let’s dive into this.

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Okay, so here’s the deal with Last Epoch, this game with all its time-travel and dungeons and, yeah, tons of character stuff. Sounds complex? It is. And fun, too, in its own quirky way. Anyway, the game’s got minions, and guess what—they’re getting a new mode called Assassinate. Fascinating, right? Probably.

Now, you might wonder, what is this mode about? Minions start targeting enemies way over there (points vaguely into the distance). They go after the rare ones, bosses, you know, the big guys. And if you’re feeling clingy, there’s this Protect mode. Kinda sweet, pulling them close in. Oh, and switch modes, just look for the swords—Assassinate—or the shield—Protect. Simple icon stuff.

Wait, there’s more. They’re also tweaking how these minions choose their victims—less bouncing around like they’re not sure if it’s a buffet. More sticking to a target, like me with a plate of fries. Just staying focused.

The game, released back in 2024, is in its second season or whatever—the name? Tombs of the Erased. Sounds mysterious. Think it started around April 17. The new season’s just around the corner, by the way. Can’t wait. Changes are coming that might just blow your mind—or not. Who’s to say?

Side note, some fun updates for the Beastmaster’s little zoo crew. New nodes for Raptor, Scorpion, and Bear. Why those? No idea. But people wanted cosmetics offline, so that’s happening. Customize your heart out without ever needing WiFi. Sweet deal, right? Also, improvements to minions. Definitely a crowd-pleaser, huh?

But hold up, there’s more—merchants are getting a makeover too. Changes to filters (I assume they mean shopping easier, not Snapchat filters, but who knows). Plus tokens! Buy stuff before you’re supposed to? Maybe. Could be useful.

And… er, what else? Oh yeah, this game’s from Eleventh Hour Games. They make stuff, publish stuff. Not sure what else they do.

Anyway, excited? No idea, but seems like excitement is in the air—or it’s just me being hyped on too much coffee again. Whoops.

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How’s that for a rewrite, huh? Feels more like a human-ish touch, I’d say.