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So, like, do you ever wonder if the PlayStation Store is just permanently stuck on "sale" mode? I mean, it’s almost funny at this point. Every time I check it, there’s another dang deal on some epic game. There was this time — well, actually a few days ago — where they had this action RPG that people are wild about. Yeah, it was first out on PSP. Who would’ve thought it’d make such a big splash again?
Crisis Core – Final Fantasy VII – Reunion: Get it Cheap
Okay, so real talk. You can snag Crisis Core – Final Fantasy VII – Reunion for a whopping 60% off on the PS Store. Normally, it’s $49.99, but they’ve knocked it down to $19.99. Imagine all those $1 bills, like, flying out of your pocket. But hey, this deal’s got a timer set to “panic mode” till August 14, 2:59 a.m. ET. Like, why such a random time? Who plans these things?
Anyway, here’s the scoop on this game, and don’t ask why but the phrase "young warrior" just cracks me up. So Zack Fair, this dude, is like someone’s idol, right? People see him as some sort of hero—well, I guess he is—but there’s also this lady involved. Pretty sure she’s important. There’s this whole legacy thing tying him to Cloud. Sounds intense, but kind of nuts too, right?
They’ve totally pimped up the visuals in this version. HD remaster with new 3D models. Honestly, the graphics might just make your eyes pop. And their soundtrack is reimagined by the OG composer, Takeharu Ishimoto. I’ve never met the guy, but can we just acknowledge how cool his name sounds?
Back in 2022 when this dropped, critics were mostly digging it. Checked out Metacritic, and it’s sitting pretty at an average score of 78. I mean, 81 critics can’t all be wrong… right? In our humble opinion, it’s a solid 9 out of 10. Wish more of Square Enix’s old games got the same TLC. I’m not saying I’m nostalgic, but okay, maybe I am a bit. Just a smidge.
So there it is. Is this a game to play or merely an excuse to drop twenty bucks? Up to you to decide.