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Alright, so here’s the thing: Pokémon Presents is like right around the corner. Just a few days away. Honestly, I can barely keep track of time — is it moving faster or am I just perpetually confused? Anyway, before this whole reveal shimmy happens, there’s this wild pre-party being led by none other than DJ Pikachu. Yes, you heard me. DJ. Pikachu. Why does this tickle me so much? Probably ’cause it feels like a fever dream or maybe a late-night snack idea gone rogue.
So, this show’s got the catchiest name ever. It’s called, drumroll please – Everyone Gather! DJ Pikachu Live. Sounds like something they’d scream at a festival where everyone’s dancing barefoot, gripping glow sticks like they’re going out of style. Not that I’ve ever been to one. Just a thought.
The official Pokémon folks dropped a fun little doodle, featuring Pikachu and Chikorita. For some reason, Chikorita looks like it’s really feeling the beat. Or not — I can’t read cartoon vibes. And then there’s this hashtag they tossed in: #PokemonLegendsZA. What’s that about? Honestly, who knows. Maybe we’re getting legendary zebras. Or they’re elevating their A-game.
Anyway, you might wonder why I noticed this nugget of info and got all tangled up in it. Me too. It’s just one of those things, I guess. Probably meant to be doing something else. Reading a book? But no, here I am pondering DJ gigs of adorable electric rodents.
Where was I supposed to be going with this? Oh right! You just gotta tune in. Or don’t. You do you.