Oh man, where do I even start? So, scrap those Switch 2 Pro rumors, like, toss them in a box and forget about them until, what, the next Olympics? Yeah, that’s about right. It’s kinda wild.
Alright, what’s happening with the Switch 2? Maybe it’s ’cause everyone’s freaked about tariffs or just really hungry for a new Mario Kart. It’s been, what, forever since the last one? Anyway, the Switch 2 is zooming off the shelves faster than you can say “Nintendo magic.”
Nintendo just dropped a nugget today — you know, one of those press statements they love to sling around — saying they sold more than, hold your Mario hats, 3.5 million Switch 2 units in just four days. Yeah, you heard it. Four days! It’s like, blink, and poof, record broken. Just to throw some math at you: when the old Switch came out, it sold 2.74 million in its whole first month. Wild, right?
But hey, more details are coming later. Yeah, they’re teasing us with this “regional breakdown” thing. It’s supposed to drop when they do their money talk for Q1, probably end of July or maybe August. Can’t wait to see who’s buying all these things.
So, there you have it. Switch 2’s rocketing off to a galaxy far, far away. Or something. Who would’ve guessed? Anyway, that’s my ramble.
