Shire Stories: Waiting Room Playlist

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Hey, so here we’re talking about “Tales of the Shire.” If you’re itching to live like a Hobbit, good news: the wait is almost over! They’ve even pinned July for the release—finally! It’s been a wild ride, am I right? You’ve got your Orc battles and epic quests, but this one’s like sipping tea in the Shire’s gardens. Yep, we’re diving into the cozy realm of Hobbit life, a different, softer vibe for the Tolkien games. Honestly, not sure why it hasn’t happened sooner.

I’ve got to admit, I’m a sucker for cozy games. I mean, isn’t it fascinating how they’re steering away from the usual Sauron-smashing adventures? Mind you, I do love a good epic battle, but this? It’s like a fresh breeze. Meanwhile, here are a few games to tide you over while you’re hanging on for “Tales of the Shire.”

Stardew Valley

First off, you can’t ignore Stardew Valley. This classic farm life sim has really nailed it—so much that it’s like the golden rule for games in the same lane. Launched nine years ago (time flies, huh?), and yet it’s still got that pull. Maybe it’s the farming or those quirky little townsfolk. Oh, and did you know the developer, Eric Barone, is crafting something new? Haunted Chocolatier, or something. Sounds deliciously intriguing.

The Lord of the Rings: Return to Moria

Okay, let’s switch gears a bit. “Return to Moria” isn’t your average chill sim, but think of it as relaxed survival. You get to play a Dwarf in the Misty Mountains—how cool is that? I hear it’s had mixed reviews, but it’s got a solid fan base. Kind of like that cousin who’s a bit strange but you still want to hang out with them.

Palia

Now, if you want more of a fantasy kick, Palia might do the trick. It’s colorful, it’s free, and it’s got crafting. Sounds like another perfect teaser for “Tales of the Shire.” Digging into the lore and chatting with villagers seems like a pretty neat way to kill time.

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Anyone who’s ever owned a Nintendo knows Animal Crossing. It’s practically a rite of passage at this point. The latest one, New Horizons, checks all the boxes—crafting, farming, you name it. Shame there’s no word on a Switch 2 version. Guess we’ll keep waiting.

The Lord of the Rings Online

Lastly, if you’re feeling nostalgic for 2007, well, there’s “The Lord of the Rings Online.” It’s still kicking and, honestly, it captures Tolkien’s world in a way that just sticks. Maybe the graphics aren’t mind-blowing, but they get the essence right. And isn’t that what really counts?

So there you have it. A mess of games to savor until you finally step into the life of a Hobbit. Who knew waiting could be so… entertaining?