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Oh man, where do I even start with this? So, Theia Games is tossing out something they call STARVAULT. Yup. Imagine throwing yourself into a VR battle arena (or MOBA, if you’re up on the lingo) and it’s in open beta on Quest already. I guess it kinda flips the classic MOBA idea on its head with this whole VR twist, you know?
Picture this: five-on-five chaotic skirmishes. You’ve got these nine heroes—each with their quirks, weapons, whatever. It’s like stepping into someone’s wild imagination. Not even sure how to pick one. I mean, seriously, the choice is stressful ‘cause every hero’s got their own vibe.
Anyway, back to the point—or wait… yeah—the thing is, it’s all about messing with the enemy lanes. Destroying towers, capturing strongholds. It’s like chess, but you’re, well, more… involved? Creeping around, farming enemies, clearing camps. There’s this energy core you’re supposed to shatter for points and goodies. It’s a whole strategy gig.
But the kicker? Okay, imagine a bit of HALO with a VR spice thrown in. Guns blazing, portals, jump pads—why would you not use those all the time? Kind of gives a crazy-cool feel that’s hard to ignore.
Now, Theia’s saying the game’s still in diapers, early stages and all. But free is free, right? At least during the open beta. No microtransactions too, which is a relief mostly. No one likes hidden wallet traps.
They’re dreaming big! Think early access around summer 2025. Heroes, game balancing, tweaking mechanics. And let’s talk dollars. They’re rolling with ethical monetization—cosmetics, battle passes. Not that pay-to-win nonsense. Thank goodness for that.
Oh, and mark your calendars—early 2026 for the full launch. So many new heroes, new modes. My head spins just thinking about it. Regular updates included, like shooting for a true VR esport kinda deal. Who wouldn’t be curious about that?
So yeah, if you have Quest 2 or above, dive in. Like, now. And maybe—just maybe—you’ll find your new obsession. Or I’m just rambling here. Who knows?