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So, there’s this action role-playing game, Lies of P. Ever heard of it? Well, it’s apparently made quite the splash, selling over three million copies. Yeah, I stumbled upon this tidbit on their Twitter—I don’t know why I was even there, honestly, but hey, it caught my eye.
Anyway, this bombshell dropped on June 20th. And speaking of bombs (sort of), they launched some DLC called Overture two weeks prior, on June 6th. Now, here’s a wild twist: when it hit Steam, it was raking in more cash than the original game itself. Seventh highest-grossing, to be exact. It’s like they found some kind of gaming gold or something.
The first game popped onto the scene in September 2023, which still feels like yesterday. Though I guess time is funny that way, right? Totally got sidetracked thinking about that.
Oh, and the DLC’s sales numbers? A complete mystery at this point. Maybe they’re sitting on the data, who knows. But here’s what they did share, which I couldn’t help but chuckle at—“Three million puppets or three million humans?” Ha! I mean, seriously, whoever runs their Twitter deserves a medal for that one.
Anyway—wait, where was I? Right, the developers got all sentimental, thanking folks from deep down in their hearts. Kind of sweet, in a game about lies. Makes you think, doesn’t it?