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Okay, so guess what? Monster Hunter Wilds is back, stirring up chaos in the Forbidden Lands with some bonkers new stuff dropping June 30. Yeah, you read that right. Free Title Update 2 is on its way! I just watched the trailer, and let me tell you, it’s wild. Seriously, my brain couldn’t handle all the new monsters. Wild stuff. Literally.
Anyway—wait, where was I? Oh right. The updates! It’s more than just the trailer, though. Game Director Yuya Tokuda is planning to spill some secrets soon. Keep your eyes peeled on the official website for his Letter. Or not. Live your life.
Here’s a big one. The Leviathan, Lagiacrus, finally makes an entrance! I mean, this thing rules the sea by shooting electricity and whatnot. Kind of a big deal, right? You’ll need to be at Hunter Rank 31 or above to take a crack at it. Oh, and finish some missions beforehand. Because challenges, am I right?
Picture this: fighting Lagiacrus on land and underwater. Like juggling in real life. You can’t just swing your weapon around underwater, so yeah, good luck with that. Stay sharp out there!
Speaking of challenges, the Flying Wyvern, Seregios, will also drop in. This shiny, golden menace throws blade scales at you. No joke. Bleeding status, remember. Pack some band-aids and stuff. Missions for this guy are for HR 31 and up.
The difficulty cranks up at Tempered Lagiacrus and Seregios hunts for HR 41+. Sweat pouring yet?
Layered Weapons! Yes, creative freedom is served! Basically, you make stuff look cool without messing with stats. Craft what you wanna wield, like a fashion statement. Check out these Artian Weapons, especially if Rarity 8 means something epic to you.
Switch up your hunting buddy handler to Eric post-locking horns with Lagiacrus. Giving Alma a breather might be an idea. Newsflash—a new support hunter, Mina, joins the quest! Sword & Shield style. Decent, yeah?
The camera gets an upgrade. Go artsy with new photo mode features. Play with brightness or chuck off characters from your shots if they bug you. Get clicking!
Festivals—love ’em! Festival of Accord: Flamefete is heating things up from July 23. Time for seasonal quirks! Pop-culture, armor, and decked-out Grand Hub inhabitants. Am I the only one thrilled?
Mark it: July 30. Arch-Tempered Uth Duna comes crashing down. It’s an event featuring a more frightening Uth Duna. Gear earned here equals some serious bragging rights. HR 50 or higher hunters, this one’s for you.
Let’s talk music! Monster Hunter Wilds shakes hands with Fender®. Celebrating the 20th anniversary with a special event quest. Jam out with the Rathalos Telecaster®. In-game and in life—like living the rockstar dream, honestly.
Oh, and here comes another bunch of cosmetic DLCs. Express yourself with new gestures and all that jazz. If you snagged the Premium Deluxe Edition or the Cosmetic DLC Pass, gear up for Cosmetic DLC Pack 2.
Before I forget, more updates are coming, hinting at Free Title Update 3 hitting at September’s end. Just… patience, okay?
That’s it. Go out there, hunt those monsters, and just… be awesome. Happy hunting, folks!