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Oh boy, so here we go again—Dave the Diver. If you’ve been following any of this, you’ll probably know that Mintrocket, the brains behind our favorite underwater adventurer, just announced some pretty mixed news. Let’s dive in—pun totally intended.
First off, the Jungle DLC for Dave the Diver isn’t gonna show up in 2025 like we hoped. Yep, it’s taking a later flight to early 2026. Why? Apparently, these folks have too many wild ideas they want to cram into it. “Cool ideas,” they said. Who am I to judge?
But hey, don’t pack up your diving suit just yet. If you’re into those older DLC packs, there’s a bit of sunshine. Remember the Godzilla Content Pack that dipped out of stores faster than my attention span during a boring meeting? Well, it’s back. Surprise return in June 2025, just in time to celebrate the game’s two-year birthday. This kind of coincidence makes me grin—planned? Who knows.
And let’s not get too hung up, folks. Our giant lizard buddy isn’t leaving again anytime soon, thanks to some savvy deal-making by Mintrocket. Keeping it until at least the end of 2026. Maybe longer? Anything’s possible, right?
Oh, but there’s more! It’s not just Godzilla stealing the limelight. Ichiban’s Holiday Content Pack (you might know it from the folks who love swapping fish stories) is hanging around just as long. So if you’re the sort who digs festive vibes, rejoice.
Kinda feels like the universe is making up for the Jungle delay with a buffet of content goodies. Or maybe it’s just Mintrocket creating chaos in the best way? Either way, there’s plenty to keep us entertained while waiting for that next big splash.
Anyway—did I cover everything? Maybe it’s all gibberish. Or maybe it’ll all make sense once you click start and dive back in. Happy diving, folks!