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So, here’s the deal… NIS America, in their infinite wisdom, decided they’d whip up Disgaea 7 Complete for the Nintendo Switch. And guess what? It’s not just the same ol’ game. Nope, they’ve thrown in some exclusive goodies. You better check it out, seriously.
Okay, picture this—Pirilika, who’s crazy rich and obsessed with bushido (don’t ask me why, she just is), dives into the Hinomoto Netherworlds. She’s all giddy for their wild culture and yummy food. Only, plot twist: her fave noodles, “sowba” and “you-don,” are swapped for pasta by this villainous dude, Demmodore Opener! Seriously, pasta? Over noodles? That’s a crime against food. So Pirilika ropes in this wandering warrior, Fuji, to save the foodie day. Crazy, right?
Oh, oh, and get this: Disgaea 7: Vows of the Virtueless isn’t just your run-of-the-mill RPG. This version is like the collector’s jackpot. Base game? Check. All the extra DLC stuff? Check. New features that’ll make you wonder if developers are magicians? Double check. It’s like they threw the kitchen sink at it.
There’s this part I can’t get out of my head—Fuji and Pirilika living it up in the Netherworlds—it’s like nostalgia but on steroids. The gang goes on a nutty journey through worlds that feel like old friends giving you a surprise visit. Plus, there’s a bonus episode where you can nab Asagi. Who doesn’t like a cheeky bonus, am I right?
Now, let me tell you about these weird challenges. They’re off-the-wall, bonkers, strategic mountains you’ll wanna climb. Think uncapped stats (!) and free-to-take Infernal Weapons. Rakshasa Baal? That’s like boss battle madness 101. It’ll mess with your mind, but in a good way. Like, perplexed but oddly satisfied.
Anyway… oops, I mean, wait—where was I? Oh yeah, this isn’t your usual game rehash. It’s a whole new ride on a roller coaster that’s hilarious, absurd, and just plain fun. The images they’re sharing, wow, they totally sell the vibe. Those graphics scream personality and chaos, a perfect match for the crazy journey you’re about to embark on with this game.
So, if you’re up for diving into this zany world, keep your eyes peeled. It’s coming out soon, and you probably don’t wanna miss this level of gaming insanity.
