Yo, let me just spill the beans about this week’s Sony PlayStation chaos. Somehow, they’ve got stuff for every PlayStation nerd out there—PS4, PS5, those VR goggles, and all that Plus jazz. Anyway, if you’re itching for what’s new from the PlayStation Store around this big ol’ globe, you’re barking up the right tree. Supposedly, there’s a fresh update every Tuesday—good luck remembering that. Let’s dive into this wild ride.
So, North American Shenanigans
This Month’s PlayStation Plus Goodies
Alright, so we got ARK: Survival Extended (how fancy), Balatro (haven’t heard of it, but sounds cool?), and Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun, which might be epic if you’re into that universe or whatever. They’re up for grabs if you’re a subscriber.
PS4 & PS5 Game Overload
Where do I even start? Uhh…
- Aidan In Danger — Maybe he’s in danger, maybe it’s just a name. Who knows.
- Amazing Weekend 2 — Part of me wonders if it’s actually amazing or they’re just over-selling it.
- Arcade Archives RYUKYU — Sounds retro; probably fun if you’re into that.
- ASTBALL & Blades of Fire — Is ASTBALL even a word? Whatever, moving on. Blades of Fire sounds like someone’s edgy pre-teen band.
- BOMBARDINO CROCODILO vs TUNG TUNG SAHUR — Spell that three times fast. Didn’t think so.
- Boomerang King — Honestly, I’m intrigued. Will I be a king of boomerangs? Stay tuned.
- Cat Life Simulator — Because living with a cat needed simulating?
- Cookie Clicker — I thought this was just a browser game? Now it’s on PS?
- Death & Mayhem — Okay, I made that one up, but with titles like these, it wouldn’t be surprising.
Ya know, I could go on, but it’s a list longer than my grocery receipt. Games like Foto Boy: Flashstar, and Gore Doctor sound like the devs just went wild with random word pairings. Let’s not even get into Hentai Girls Succubus. There’s probably a niche for that.
Oh! Let’s not forget the ultra-realistic Hole Digging Beach Simulator. Exactly what everyone needed, right? Right.
Well, flipping the page to Europe… but that’s not in my job description today.
Catch you on the flip side, whenever Tuesday rolls around again. Happy gaming, or whatever!