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So, picture this. It’s 2025, and in comes this wild update from the folks at ALLWARE and Perp Games. Yep, they’re shaking things up with COLD VR: SUB-ZERO Edition. You’ve heard of Superhot, right? That crazy shooter where time gets all wonky? Well, COLD VR’s, like, its chill cousin flipping everything around. You move, time slows. Imagine that! Try not to trip while you’re scrambling away from baddies.
Anyway, back in February, COLD VR hit the scene, and now, big drum roll, there’s an update dropping on June 2nd. Five new levels are coming to Quest and PC VR—so you better clear some space!
ALLWARE is spicing things up with a fresh campaign and smarter bad guys. Plus, older levels are getting a bit of a facelift. Those Backroom levels? Optional now. Not feeling it? No stress, just skip!
Oh, did I mention the main menu and intro are getting a makeover too? Faster dives into the action. No more endless loading screens. Phew!
But that’s not all. New updates for Sub-Zero include catching weapons mid-air—seriously, channel your inner action hero—better visuals, and room-scale movement. Oh, and those fancy bHaptics vests are supported too. Feel the blast, literally.
And guess what? PSVR 2 fans, your version isn’t far off. Just hang tight a little longer.
Meanwhile, you can snag COLD VR at the Horizon Store for Quest 2 and up, or on Steam if you’re a PC VR person. Just a nifty $20 to dive into this time-twisting chaos.
Okay, I think that’s all my brain can download right now. Go check it out if you’re into that sort of thing!