Nintendo’s got this wild new thing—no joke—it’s a wheelchair basketball game, Drag x Drive, landing on Switch 2. When? August 14th. The same day as Madden NFL 26. Yeah, I laughed too.
And then August’s looking kind of weird, like Nintendo’s hinting at some mysterious big plan for 2025. Maybe it’s just me, but those mouse controls? Totally unexpected. It’s priced at $19.99, which feels like a steal. And oh! Kirby’s back too—but wait, not just any Kirby, it’s got this Star-Crossed Land expansion. Mouthful Modes? What even are those?
Meanwhile, in July, you’re getting Donkey Kong Bananza. It’s like summer’s theme is old and new. Fun, right? Well, September’s totally dry. I mean, Nintendo’s not saying a word. But, hey, third parties are jumping in with Borderlands 4 and friends, so it’s… something.
October spins back around with Pokémon Legends: Z-A. Dual generation release thing. Kirby Air Riders and Metroid Prime 4 are penciled in for 2025, unless everything shifts around, which Nintendo loves to do.
Fall’s gonna get a boost with Elden Ring, Hades 2—oh, and maybe Call of Duty? Surprises abound. Zelda brawler, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment, might drop in winter. 2025? Early 2026? Who keeps track anymore?
We’ve also got a sweet nostalgia ride on the way—GameCube games sneaking onto Switch 2, like Super Mario Sunshine and Luigi’s Mansion. Here’s the kicker: Just when you think you’ve got them figured out, Nintendo throws a curveball. Classic, isn’t it?