Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4 — Gearing Up for Release

Well, let’s just dive into this chaos, shall we? So, you think you’ve crushed your first game playthrough? Great, but have you heard of New Game+? It’s like, keep all those hard-earned stats and then BAM! — toss in some legacy game stuff and totally new goals. Ever dreamed of smashing Pro Goals and those pesky Expert Challenges? Yeah, they’re waiting for you to trip up, or maybe not, I dunno.

Ah, those Pro Goals, they’re uh, let’s say spicy? Imagine you’re in every park and you’re shooting for that shiny Platinum Score. Plus, there’s environmental trickery — sounds fancy right? And don’t forget the C-O-M-B-O thing. It’s like the S-K-A-T-E challenge but you gotta grab all the letters at once. Maybe that makes sense. Or maybe I just confused you? No idea.

And then, dust off your skateboards for those darn Expert Challenges. Think you can handle speedruns, gap combos — whatever those are — and more? Hope so, because that’s what you’ll face. Good luck or whatever.

Solo Tours, huh. All the solo fun. Well, “fun,” might be the word. You take what you know and replay the career with different skaters. All those Pro Goals haunt you again, and now there’s more cash, toss in new tricks, and let’s not forget new S-K-A-T-E placements. Just sprinkle some skater style magic, keep it fresh — I think?

Okay, multiplayer time! Cross-Platform, Private, Local, you name it. Up to eight daredevils in online multiplayer. There’s the mysterious HAWK mode — skateboarding hide and seek. Like dropping letters around and hunting them down. What? Yeah, that’s what it is. Then classic modes return, because classics never die, right? Think Trick Attack or Graffiti — tagging chaos and all. Adjust those settings to whatever floats your boat.

Quality of Life things, let’s see… Ah, Voice Chat. Talk, don’t talk, press a button and decide. All Lobby or Party Only, just pick your poison, I suppose. Oh, and Streamer Mode exists for skipping those not-so-stream-friendly tunes. Because, apparently that matters?

Create-A-Park or something. That’s there too. But anyway — what was I saying? Oh yeah, just go shred. Why not?