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So, wow — big news, yeah? Capcom’s got everyone buzzing with the latest scoop on Street Fighter 6. They just dropped the Year 3 Character Pass deets, and let me tell you, it’s a bit of a ride. Imagine, if you will, pro wrestler Kenny Omega prancing around, trying to mimic these characters. Wild, right? I guess it’s his thing now. But anyway, here’s what’s up:
Let’s just dive into it. First up, there’s Sagat. You know Sagat, right? He’s that towering Muay Thai machine. Honestly, I can still hear those repetitive sounds of, uh, what was it? His signature kick — smack! Yep, he’s strutting back into the limelight around Summer 2025. Mark your calendars.
Next, we’ve got C. Viper coming in hot this autumn. I mean, remember her from Street Fighter IV? All decked out in her snazzy Battle Suit, doing her spy stuff. Not gonna lie, I always thought she was a bit intense. Anyway, get ready for more gadgets and techy tricks. It’s gonna be a showdown to remember, unless she breaks the game first.
Then there’s Alex. Winter 2025 is his time, and he’s bringing all those high-flying wrestling moves. Flashbacks to Street Fighter V, huh? Yep, he’s back, flexing those grappling techniques under the arena’s blinding spotlight. Can already hear the crowd going “ohhh!” with every slam.
And surprise (or not?) Ingrid will bless us with her mystical presence come Spring 2026. She’s got that enigmatic vibe, sort of like watching a sunrise — curious and kinda magical, if you ask me. Don’t underestimate her; she’ll shine on pretty much anyone.
Oh, almost forgot — the Street Fighter 6 Years 1-2 Fighters Edition is waiting for you folks on the Nintendo eShop. Grab it if you haven’t yet. Feels like everyone should be on this train by now.
So that’s it. Catch the reveal trailer if you need a laugh — Omega’s antics are something else. Seriously, what’s he gonna do next?