Cryorig Unveils New Lineup: Gladius Astral Dual-Tower Cooler, C5 ITX Copper, Cryo360 AIO, and Fanless “Lull” Case

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You know that feeling when you walk into a room and just know something big is about to happen? That’s the vibe I got when Cryorig dropped their latest bombshell of cooling gadgets. Yeah, they’re back, baby. After being on the down-low, they’re revving up like an old muscle car hitting the highway again.

So, let’s talk about this flagship, the Gladius Astral. It’s sitting there with all its dual-tower glory, promising a beefy 280W cooling smackdown. Those ten 6mm heatpipes aren’t playing games. Fans reach a dizzying 2500 RPM—though honestly, I half-expected them to start flying. Oh, and there’s a digital screen on top—fancy, but does anyone actually look at it after the first setup? Maybe. Maybe not.

And then, there’s the C5 duo. Mini yet mighty, these guys are the mini-ITX coolers you didn’t know you needed. The first one’s got a nickel-plated vapor chamber base, a kind of metal sandwich that surely delights. But wait—picture this—a copper option with all the bells and whistles, plus a white fan because aesthetics matter, folks. Cool enough for your AMD Ryzen CPUs too. Easy clip-fit, like putting together toys, and I love them for it.

Ah, the Cryo360 AIO. Sounds like a futuristic gizmo, right? It’s packing some serious 280W cooling power with a pump display—the high-res kind that makes you feel like you’re in a sci-fi flick. Real-time monitoring, they say. But who doesn’t love looking at tiny screens while waiting for their graphics card to implode?

The CR6S? It’s another dual-tower phenom. Feels like the unicorn of coolers with its RGB fan lights and six heat pipes. The Plus version throws in a nice copper base and tops it off with looks so slick it could wear sunglasses. Somewhere in the mix are the CR4S coolers, single-tower champs that get you 200W capacity without breaking a sweat.

Lastly, the Lull PC case… or should I call it the glass-encased sculpture of silence? No fans, just a heat-hungry beast that’ll cool your rig quietly. It’s like the introverted genius in a superhero lineup—making everyone else look extra.

Cryorig says these beauties will hit shelves soon. I’m guessing my wallet’s already crying. Should we start lining up or just camp out with snacks and a sense of awe? Only time will tell.