WWE 2K25 Confirms July 23 Release Date – Announcement

Okay, so imagine this — I’m thinking about wrestling on the Switch, right? Not my usual vibe. But here we are. It’s like those moments where you’re supposed to be focused on something, but then, bam, wrestling thoughts. No idea why I noticed this, but it really stuck with me. Maybe it’s the nostalgia? Remember that time, December to Dismember? Yeah, let’s not go there.

So anyway, WWE’s jumping back into the Nintendo ring. Uh, literally? Who even knows with these metaphors. Should be happening in a few weeks with the Switch 2. And guess what—preorders just opened today. Like, I didn’t expect that to hit me like a surprise suplex, but here we are. It’s been, what, since 2017? Wild.

Alright, so here’s the deal. There are three versions of this thing. The regular whatever-costs-too-much version is $69.99. And then they’ve got this $99.99 “Deadman” thing, which, by the way, features The Undertaker. Kind of sounds dramatic, right? The last one’s, like, the “Bloodline” edition at $129.99. Total Roman Reigns moment. Seriously, this dude’s been headlining like forever. Crazy stuff.

And oh, apparently there’s this massive bunch of over 300 wrestlers. Raw, Smackdown, NXT — they’ve got them all covered. Plus, they’re throwing in something called “Island” mode? Not quite sure what that’s about. Maybe it’s got a tropical vibe or something? Wait, no, that sounds off. Probably just my brain making stuff up again.

So, that’s it. Or not. Why do I feel thirsty all of a sudden?