Upcoming Xbox Releases: New Games for July 7-11

Sure thing, let’s dive right in. (Wait, where did I put my coffee?) Anyway, here’s the plan: unravel the messy yarn of next week’s Xbox awesomeness. It’s like a crazy amusement park of games, and oh boy, do we have some wild rides coming up!

So, right off the bat: EA SPORTS™ College Football 26 Deluxe Edition. Man, it’s like reliving those Friday night high school games but from your couch. There’s this thing with early access too – July 7, mark it. Full game hits July 10. They’re tossing in like thousands of plays and all that jazz. Not my bag, but hey, might be for you.

Moving on. Tony Hawk’s™ Pro Skater™ 3 + 4 – talk about flashbacks! I remember those clunky skate shoes (weirdly heavy, those things). Anyway, this deluxe edition is like a nostalgia trip with a digital twist. Honestly, don’t ask me why – I always sucked at ollies.

And then there’s Missile Command Delta. Bit of an adrenaline rush, really. Atari’s classics, but they’re all about strategy and your nerves. July 8 is your D-Day here – missiles coming, blink and you’re outta luck. It’s fast-paced but not too crazy.

What about Somber Echoes, you wonder. Launching the same day, July 8. If spaceship acrobatics and alien fights are your gig, this one’s got some mythic vibes thrown in. I swear these games keep finding new ways to surprise me – but that’s the deal, right?

The Last Camp… I feel like every gamer should have a doomsday scenario game. July 8 again. It’s colorful doomsday chaos. Ever think, “Hey, what if I make friends with a zombie?” No? Just me? Alright then.

Now, brace for Minami Lane on July 9. Think tiny Japanese street simulation with, like, the cutest digital raccoons. It’s adorable mayhem. Seriously, I spent more time managing their happiness than my actual life.

Rogue Raccoon sounds wild – sneaking into museums (how does he even manage?), July 9 is your ticket. Mischief galore, no need to feel guilty… right?

Holdfast: Nations At War. Want a bit of history? Over 150 players on July 9, reenacting epic battles. All I can say is, don’t bring a sword to a cannon fight. I don’t even know if that makes sense – I’m tired.

Tiny Pixels Vol. 2 storming its way on July 9, too. Princesses, castles, and a vintage soundtrack. Yep, that’s a thing. Oh, just me humming the theme song already.

Then there’s this cocktail-mystery mashup in Best Served Cold. July 10. You mix drinks and solve murders. Not sure why that sounds like actual life for some bartenders, but here we are.

Aquapark IO – who doesn’t love water slides? July 11. Sweat, fun, push your friends off. Can’t do that on the couch, can you?

Finally, wow, there’s Canine on July 11. It’s spooky. Find your dog – but don’t lose yourself. Retro vibes, seriously – love it, hate it, but you gotta respect it.

Yep, I totally skipped some stuff but you’re in for a treat, or a dozen. Might’ve gone off-tangent a few times, but hey, who’s counting?