Schoolgirl Attending Switch 2 This October

Sure, let’s dive into this.

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“Can they still have ice cream? Nope, not anymore!”

Alright, so here’s the scoop (no pun intended). You might be scratching your head, wondering where all those shiny Switch 2 game announcements are. You’re not alone; I was lost too until someone nudged me towards the dystopian 2089 Japan vibe. Yeah, wild imagineering at its best, I guess. D3Publisher seems to think so too, since they decided to toss “Full Metal Schoolgirl” our way, dropping on October 23rd. Mark your calendars? Maybe.

Picture this: Yuke’s, the brains behind EARTH DEFENSE FORCE: World Brothers 2 and AEW: Fight Forever, are firing up this chaotic spectacle. They’re calling it… hold on—a “gloriously chaotic adventure” or something along those lines. I’m not gonna lie; the reveal trailer was a wild ride, like when you accidentally end up on the wrong train and roll with it because why not?

So, here’s the lowdown according to the press release—or their best attempt at it: Zip through the streets of Japan, circa 2089. This time, the economy isn’t just being cornered by big-baddies; Meternal Jobz, the not-so-friendly corporate behemoth, has taken over everything. Think zombies, but cyborg-style. Yep, the “Working Dead.” These guys are the reason your boss expects you to reply to 3 a.m. emails. The schoolgirl you’re playing has beef with them. Real beef. 100-story-skyscraper-climbing beef. Gunning down undead salarymen while livestreaming sounds nuts, right?

Oh, and Nobuyuki Okajima, the genius producer, says it’s all about rebellion and chaos. Classic. Makes you ponder, why the future setting? We can’t even get flying cars right.

Okay, so let’s break down the gameplay. Embrace being a cyborg schoolgirl, and yep, she’s packing heat—guns, upgrades, you name it. Dive into Meternal Jobz, where these relentless deadbeats swore allegiance to protect their masters at any cost. Climb the dizzying heights of a 100-story labyrinth, where every run makes you rethink your strategy. Good luck with that evil CEO lurking on the top floor. Sounds intense, huh?

Here’s a kicker—stream your battles. It’s like a Twitch marathon, but in the game. More viewers, more upgrades. Feels kinda poetic, if you think about it—harnessing capitalism to fight capitalism. Your digital fans are your warriors, cheering as you make your way to the top. Defeat isn’t the end, more like intermission, really. Your audience isn’t leaving, promise.

Right now, you can’t place any pre-orders for Switch 2. But their website’s loaded with goodies if you’re curious—or impatient. Either way, this whole escapade feels like a trip I didn’t know I signed up for, but now I kinda want to see where it goes.

Catch you on the flip side!