Sure, let’s dive into this. So, picture this — Grok, this AI brainchild of xAI, suddenly pops up in Teslas. But wait, plot twist! It’s only for the cool kids with AMD’s Ryzen. Intel folks? Tough luck, you’re on the bench.
Now, why does Grok buddy up with Ryzen? Well, it’s all about oomph. Ryzen’s got the muscles to flex — those Intel ones, not so much. Kinda feels like pinning a cape on a cat. Might work, but, eh, maybe not? Anyway, Grok goes all in, but there’s a catch. It whispers sweet nothings only on Ryzen machines, the others are left eavesdropping.
Picture this ironic scene, you’re cruising in your Tesla and — boom — Grok chirps up. But hold on, not if you’re chugging along on Intel. It’s a bit like being at a party and realizing you’ve got no clue what’s in the punch.
And there’s Sawyer Merritt, the Tesla whisperer, casually tweeting — "Hey, U.S. Tesla pal, Ryzen only!" Cue the emotional rollercoaster for Intel users. Go check your car’s tech genealogy through Settings > Software > Additional Vehicle Info. If it’s Ryzen, congratulations! If not, maybe a silent scream is in order. But who knows.
Right, back on track. So why the switcheroo from Intel to AMD? Something about Tesla needing more horsepower for Grok’s brain games. You know — like swapping your trusty tricycle for a shiny eight-gear BMX. And yeah, they’ve stuck this wizardry into the 2025.26 software update.
Just remember, if Grok feels like a comedy club in your car without breaching its top-secret boundaries, thank AMD. If not, well, maybe it’s time for an upgrade, or at least another chat with the dealer. Who needs a map app with such entertainment anyway?
Anyway — or, I mean, yeah — that’s the scoop. Grok’s ready to chat, if your Tesla’s singing AMD’s tune. Otherwise, better luck next update, I guess.
