Dive into ‘Shark Dentist’: A Roguelike Merging Two Fears

Shark season’s here again, and Alice Games is diving right into the thick of it. Ever heard of Shark Dentist? Yeah, I know, sounds like a summer special on Discovery — but it’s actually a wild game on the way. You’re not just any dentist; you’re dealing with sharks. Yup, real teeth, real danger. Don’t ask me how that makes sense, but it totally does in this crazy world.

Okay, so picture this: you’re in some sketchy dentist office for sharks, and it’s more horror show than Happy Gilmore. I watched the trailer — why do these things always get me at midnight? — and it’s intense. You’re this fearless vet dentist, battling fate with every drill and poke. Mess up, and well, you’re fish food. Sounds fun, right? Or maybe just insane. Who knows.

Alice Games drops this eerie combo of humor and horror with “Shark Dentist.” Think Buckshot Roulette vibes, but swap the guns for shark teeth. The press release promises we’re in for some dark comedy wrapped in a spine-chilling game. Yeah, I’m mixed about it too, but intrigued.

Now, imagine juggling a shark’s vitals — heart rate, pain, anesthesia. One wrong snip and bam, you’re done for. There’s a toolset you’d probably see in a horror flick: saws and stuff. My first thought? Absolute recipe for disaster. Or genius? Anyway, coordination’s key unless you fancy being chomped.

Oh, and the setting? Get this — the shark’s just… suspended from a basement ceiling. Why? Beats me. Is this some underground operation? Literally? The trailer’s tight-lipped on that, but you can dig up clues once the game’s out for PC. You can wishlist it on Steam now — they just say, “coming soon.” Typical.

And there you have it. Sharks, dentists, a bit of madness. Maybe not your everyday gig, but then again, in gaming, what is?