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Okay, so, Kristen and I—yeah, we’re back. Another ramble about gaming stuff that’s been on our minds. This time, it’s about making deliveries in “Death Stranding 2: On the Beach.” Really, just wandering around with packages, dodging… pretty much everything. Oh, and there’s this game, “Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.” It had me feeling all the feels. No idea why it pulled me in, but here we are. Oh, and we’ve gotta mention the PlayStation swag because, honestly, who doesn’t love some cool merch?
What else were we chatting about? Right. Upcoming releases! Like next week, EA Sports College Football 26 is dropping for PS5. Finally! And, oh man, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4—reliving some old-school skating vibes on PS5 and PS4. Also, Patapon 1 + 2 is getting a replay on PS5. That’s like a blast from the past right there.
Oh, and you know what’s wild? There’s this game “Full Metal Schoolgirl.” Just think cyborgs versus an evil corp. I kid you not. Coming to PS5 on October 23. If that doesn’t scream chaos, I dunno what does.
Speaking of chaos, Ghost of Yōtei Collector’s Edition was just announced. Crazy cool extras—there’s a Ghost mask, and even a papercraft ginkgo tree. Plus some in-game goodies. Sounds like Christmas came early, huh?
Anyway, I probably lost my train of thought somewhere there. Ugh, I’m bad at this sometimes. Thanks to Dormilón for the wicked theme tune. Keeps our show groovy, y’know?
Oh, almost forgot, editors always remind us—PSN game release dates might switch up, so don’t mark your calendar with a Sharpie just yet. Info comes from press releases and all. Yeah, that’s a wrap.