Alright, here’s the article, completely scrambled into something only a human, with all their quirks and chaos, could write:
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So, I was thinking, why do companies like, you know, dance around prices like it’s some kind of mystery? Anyway, Take-Two, the folks behind that little-known series Grand Theft Auto, are all hush-hush about how much GTA 6 will actually cost us. I read somewhere — or did someone tell me? — that they’re more focused on giving us bang for our buck. Makes sense? Maybe?
Oh, Take-Two’s big shot Strauss Zelnick made some noise recently. Okay, not actual noise, more like words in an interview with Variety. He mentioned we’d find out pricing “in due time.” I guess patience is a virtue? Meanwhile, GTA 5 is doing just fine, thank you very much, smashing past 215 million sales. Who even counts to 215 million? Wow.
By the way, did you hear the GTA series has nearly hit 455 million in sales overall? I try to count my pennies and here they are, counting millions. Life, huh?
Anyway — wait, I’m losing track — Zelnick kind of hinted at possible prices. You know, there’s chatter about GTA 6 costing an arm and a leg, maybe $80 or — get this — even $100. But he didn’t spill the beans. Just the usual jazz about launching with fancy editions, then dropping prices later. Is this common knowledge already? Who knows.
Now, the cool stuff! Rockstar threw us two trailers for GTA 6. One grabbed 93 million views faster than I can boil an egg, and the second… hold onto your hats… 475 million! I can’t even visualize that many people.
Oh yeah, almost forgot to say, GTA 6 drops on May 26, 2026, on PS5 and Xbox Series X. Feels like it’s ages away, right? Guess we’ll have to wait and see if our wallets survive!
